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Well, yeah. Welcome to my bio. We will no explore how to find the answer to everything.
Take the amount of ears a normal human has and multiply it by how many feet a normal human has. I don't know about you but I have 3 right now...er...I mean...4, yeah, that's wrong...I mean...right. Next lets subract how many noses a normal deer has from that. Now I have 2...that is right, right? Anyway, I should stop acting dumb, because I'm really not, seriously. Now take that and divide by 2. Then take the amount of pokemon in the Kanto region and add it. Next add 0.5. Finally, the last few steps add 1,2,3,4,5,6 and subract the number you already have by the sum of those numbers and then subract by the square route of 1. The last one, subract the square route of 8100 and you have the answer to everything.

now it's time to search for the question of everything so we know what the answer is for! Take the first letter of your name. move it forward in the alphabet by the amount of letters in your last name, for example: bob Crayon would move b forward 6 letters to H. Now you have the first step done out of a billion to find the question.....Now you must do the same for everyone on Earth, find the order they were born in and find the average of every 10 people in that order. Take those letters and add a question mark at the end and you have the question. But you would have to do this only for the people alive on each year that ends in 000 like 2000, 1000, 10000000, etc. Aren't you glad I'm here to waste your time? Uh oh, did I spill the the question on accident? Oh, thank goodness, that was only the Arctic Ocean. Now instead of everyone dying in chaos of knowing the question and the answer we'll all die by drowning in freezing waters! Isn't that exciting?! if you beleived this you are a GENIUS and should take my spot as holder of the Arctic Ocean and wait until another "GENIUS" comes along (which only comes every million years, so be prepared to wait).
Birthday
Aug 13, 1994 (Age: 30)
Website
http://www.scorchbook.com
Location
Iowa
Gender
Male
Pokemon Involvement
  1. TCG Player

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An in-progress book by me. Check it out. Now with own domain name!
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