Fake Cards

[Sawy586]

Sorry in advance, but I couldn't figure out how to upload pictures. Anyway, my pics are crap, so here's the text.

Aerodactyl {F} HP 90
Stage 1
Evolves from Old Amber
--Attacks--
{C} Dragon Claw 30
{F}{F} AncientPower 70 Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed.
{F}{F}{F}{C} Giga Impact 120 Aerodactyl does 30 damage to itself.
Weakness: {W}
Resistance: {F}
Retreat Cost: {C}{C}

Mewtwo {P} HP 100
Basic
--Attacks--
Poké-Body: Barrier: Mewtwo takes -10 damage from all attacks.
{P}{C} Psychic 60
{P}{P}{P} Psycho Cut 100
Weakness: {P}
Resistance: None
Retreat Cost: {C}{C}

WILL ADD MORE.

 

[Futa]

To add pictures, you need to upload them somewhere (like DeviantArt or Photobucket), copy the URL, and place in an IMG code.

 

[HeroOfSinnoh]

From the attacks, I'm hoping the cards are good ...

 

[Sawy586]

More fake cards

Here's some more of my fake cards (still just text):

Shedinja {G} HP 40
Stage 1
Evolves from Nincada
--Attacks--
Poké-Body: Wonder Guard: If an attack would do more than 10 damage to Shedinja, that attack does nothing.
{C} Steal Soul 10 The Defending Pokémon can't attack during your opponent's next turn unless this attack's damage brings the Pokémon within 30 HP of being Knocked Out.
{G}{C} X-Scissor 40+ Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 40 damage plus 40 more damage.
Weakness: {R}+10
Resistance: None
Retreat Cost: {C}

Shedinja {P} HP 40
Stage 1
Evolves from Nincada
--Attacks--
Poké-Body: Wonder Guard: If an attack would do more than 10 damage to Shedinja, that attack does nothing.
{P} Shadow Sneak 20 This attack's damage isn't affected by Resistance.
{P}{C} Shadow Ball 60 If the Defending Pokémon has Resistance to Shedinja, this attack's base damage is 100.
Weakness: {D}+10
Resistance: None
Retreat Cost: {C}

This next card I did just for fun.

Awesome Pikachu {L} HP 130
Basic
--Attacks--
Poké-Body: Awesomeness: If Awesome Pikachu is damaged by an opponent's attack, the Pokémon doing the damage takes twice the damage inflicted on Awesome Pikachu.
{L}{L}{L}{L} Awesome Thunder 100 This attack does 70 damage to each of your opponent's Benched Pokémon.
Weakness: None
Resistance: None
Retreat Cost: None

Arceus {C} HP 90
Basic
--Attacks--
Poké-Power: Origin Bomb: When you put Arceus from your hand onto your Bench, both players must shuffle their hands, Prize cards, discard piles, and Lost Zones into their decks, then place 6 Prize cards to the side and draw 7 cards.
{C}{C} Call Storm 20 All Pokémon not named "Arceus" now take 10 damage between turns.
{C}{C}{C}{C} Judgement 100
Weakness: None
Resistance: {G}{R}{W}{L}{F}{P}{D}{M}{C}-20
Retreat Cost: {C}{C}

Ultimate Mewtwo {P} HP 190
Basic
--Attacks--
Poké-Power: Ultimatum: When Mewtwo is Knocked Out, your opponent flips a coin. If heads, your opponent takes a Prize card as normal and then draws 4 cards. If tails, your opponent draws 15 cards and discards all Pokémon from his or her hand. Then, your opponent puts his or her entire discard pile into the Lost Zone.
{P}{C}{C} Immense Power 90+ Your opponent discard the top 3 cards of his or her deck. This attack does +30 damage for each Energy card he or she finds there.
{P}{P}{P}{C}{C} Memory Wipe Your opponent searches his or her deck for all cards that evolve from or into all of the Pokémon he or she has in play and all copies of the Pokémon he or she has in play and discards ALL of them. Discard all Energy attached to Mewtwo.
Weakness: None
Resistance: None
Retreat Cost: {C}{C}

WILL ADD MORE...

 

[HeroOfSinnoh]

The thread will be much nicer with the images of cards. Hope you add them soon.

 

[scizorlicious]

These cards are all really overpowered... except for the Shedinja. Damage placement says hi...
The most overpowered is probably Arceus. I didn't even look at its attacks. "Oh shoot I have a slow setup and am down 6 prizes to 1. Oh hey, it's an Arceus!" Its attacks are fine, but its 'power is ridiculous.
And for Mewtwo, wich is also waaayyyy overpowered, that attack just kills the opponent's setup. They'd have almost no chance. Not to mention the 'Power also.

 

[Futa]

Yeah, Mewtwo and Arceus are practically broken. Not overpowered. Arceus? I'll just play two Double Colorless, attach Belt, sweep 120 a turn while my opponent can barely do a thing to me. Mewtwo is self explanatory too.

I like your ideas with the cards, but they are just broken. Unless some of them are just joke cards.

 

[Matryoshka]

For Arceus you should specify to put basics down and stuff. Otherwise, what do you do next?

 

[Cinema]

Yeah the first attack on the arceus is way more broken than the second. It makes your opponent's whole field take 10 spread in between turns, which adds up.

 

[scizorlicious]

@Tyraniking, it never says to shuffle benched pokémon in, just prizes/lost zones/hands.
Wow, what a resistance that Arceus has. It's funny, I thought Colorless-type Arceus were typically WEAK to fighting...

 

[Sawy586]

Awesome Pikachu, Arceus, and Ultimate Mewtwo I did for fun. How come nobody commented on the OTHER cards?

 

[Hyperion64]

I think the two shedinjas are a bit broken due to the pokebody. I really like aerodactyl and the first mewtwo.