Writing Super Smash Bros. Ultimatum (Two funny & action-packed chapters)

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Ultimatum


This is an alternate story to that of Super Smash bros. Brawl. You don't have to, but I suggest you read the character guide, even if you have played the games that each of the character's come from, since it is fairly different and is virtually a huge prologue to the actual story. More on the character guide is below.

Character Guide-
READ THIS FIRST! Note, the stories in this Character guide are combined forms of the actual stories and the author's imagination. Anything that may be wrong is either by the author's absent-mindedness mistake, a purposefull change in the storyline to add more flavor either then or later in the story, a complete accident, or because since several of the games these stories originate from are irellevant from each other it may have caused some confusion in either you, the author, both, or everyone. Also because of the same reason the stories are most likely changed in certain aspects.

Mario-
Occupation(s)- plumber, koopa-hunter on the side
description-
size- medium-short, a little fat
facial- black mustache, black hair covered by red hat
clothing- red "m" hat, red overalls
race- Italian
his story before the story-


Part 1

He was just arriving at the castle for Princess Peach's Birthday. As he crossed the bridge the door to the castle burst open and out came Toad XIV, advisor to the Princess. "Princess Toadstool has been kidnapped, Mario. You must save her!"

Without a word Mario turned around and ran down towards Mushroomy Kingdom. Somebody there must have seen the kidnapper (hopefully). Just as he arrived at the town center a maniac's cry was heard over the loud talking of the local Mushroomians. He looked to see a brown Mushroomian holding a black cannon-like object. "Harharharhar!"

BOOM! Something brown shot out of the cannon. Mario looked carefully to see... a Goomba. The crowd of Mushroomians quickly quieted. All eyes were on the villain. A moment later they burst into chaos. They ran home, screaming, yelling, and squealing.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! More Goombas went flying into the air. Mario broke out of his trance and immediately jumped onto the nearest Goomba. It flattened like a pancake and disappeared with a poof. Mario jumped from Goomba to Goomba, slowly making progress towards the evil mushroomian. He never faltered as he jumped on through forty Goombas, leaving none left. It was just him and the Mushroomian.

The villain dropped the Goomba cannon, turned around, and ran. He ran as fast as his little legs would let him. Mario jumped onto the roof of a nearby building. He leaped onto the next one, and the next, and the next, and he continued on the town until he was ahead of the Mushroomian. With one final jump he landed ontop of the villain and squashed him like he did the Goombas. Although, unlike the Goombas the villain didn't disappear in a poof. Mario jumped off. "Gooba da dayo bubada?" he asked.

"I don't know," sneered the Mushroomian, who was already turning into his true form. "It is not I who took her." He was now in his true form, a Goombashroomain.

"Huba trompetei?"

"It was the Koopa King, Bowser."

"Bera di vis ah Bowsie?"

"I cannot tell you where..." Then with a poof he was gone. Mario wasn't happy with the information, but it would be enough. He knew that the kidnapper was a king. Since he was a king he most likely had a castle. Now all he had to do was find the right castle and he'd find Bowser... and Peach.


Part 2

Mario knew that he would need some help to get there though, and the first and only person that came to mind was his brother, Luigi. Luckily their house wasn't very far and Mario arrived in only ten seconds.(read Luigi Part 1).

Luigi-

occupation(s)- plumber, koopa-hunter, and haunted mansion explorer
description-
size- medium height, skinny
facial- black mustache, black hair covered by green hat
clothing- green "L" hat and green overalls
race- Italian
other notes- Mario's brother

his (and Mario's) story before the story


Part 0

A long time ago when Mario and Luigi were only babies they lived in Italy and they lived with a plumber. One night Mario crawled out of his crib and was followed by Luigi, who copied everything that Mario did. The plumber was asleep already, so they had to be quiet. Mario was facinated by the plumber's job and was excited when he found out that there were some broken pipes in their house. Mario was headed for those pipes. In a matter of minutes the brothers found the pipes they had been looking for. Little did they know that there was another world connected to their's and that the portal opened only every ten years. They also didn't know that their house was made on top of the portal and that the pipes ran right through it. Mario was looking into the pipe, just like the plumber did before a job, when the portal opened. While Mario noticed a turtle shell that must have been the plummber's old turtle he felt a sucking sensation all over his body. In three seconds his whole body was sucked into the pipe. Luigi, who had been pulling on Mario's legs was also sucked in. As the pipe went through a downward turn he was emersed in a dark murky water. Since he was only a baby he didn't know better than to breathe underwater, so he was surprised when water instead of air filled his lungs. It was at the moment that he was about to drown that they were shot out of the pipe and onto the floor in the house of Toad XIII.

The next day the distraught plumber cried his eyes out for losing the two babies while unknowingly fixed the pipes that lead to the portal to Mushroomy Kingdom. Never in his life was he more sad. He, "The Head of the Plumber Society of Italy"... Lakabessah.


Part 1

Luigi woke up by the sound of a knock on the door. He grummbled as he rolled out of bed, and onto the floor. While putting his hat on, he heard a voice from the door.

"Luigiiii!"

The sound of his brother's call made him speed up in his dressing process and in three seconds he opened the door.

"Luigi, alah tut guicaca!" said Mario alarmedly.

"Ke pasho ma Mario?" asked Luigi.

"Lada habacaba higrada pechano," Mario replied hurriedly.

"Bagoh la golah Beeechk?"

Mario answered, "Adaraganga Bowsie landa kupaka landoo-wah." Mario shot out the door leaving Luigi to close the door behind them. The brothers walked out of town toward the forest. As they did, they saw a koopa and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another. Then they saw ten more and another twenty and then the last ten, making it a total of fifty koopas. Luigi stummbled back from the numbers. Mario didn't seem daunted at all, instead he leapt onto one.

It hid in its shell. Mario ran jumped onto it, causing it to slide forward at an incredible speed. He guided it through all of the koopas. Each of which went flying. In less than a minute all of them were defeated. Luigi had not just stared, he had studied and learned Mario's strategy well. Not well enough to do it now, but maybe after plenty of practice.

"Cunta Luigi. Yosah unoder kupa-kaka escedipiaa intwa defores. Du Bowsie?"

Without another word Mario and Luigi ran into the forest at full speed, unaware of the danger they were getting into.
Read Bowser part 1.

Bowser-
occuption(s)- evil king
description-
size- big and heavy, fat
facial- big mouth and teeth, mangy red hair, horns
clothing- nothing, unless you count his spiky green shell
race- koopa
Other notes- Very evil and shoots fire balls from his mouth


Part 1

Bowser was sitting chamber thinking of some evil deed worthy of a king such as himself. After several days of thinking, eating, sleeping, accidentaly burning his servants, and laughing his shell off afterwards he finally got an idea. He had to kidnap a princess and not just any princess. It had to be a girl...yes, yes. He thought hard and it had to be one that lived in a castle, that lies within a kingdom, but which kingdom? Snowy Kingdom? No, frostbitten koopas are the worst. Giant Kingdom? Nah, too big and ugly. Koopaland? Oh wait, that's mine. Bwahaha! Watery Kingdom? No, too fishy. Desert Kingdom? Nope... too unfishy and the sand would get in my shell...Hmmm... Aha! Mushroomy Kingdom. Perfect, it even sounds tasty; and I've heard a lot about this Princess... wait is Mushroomy Kingdom even a real kingdom?

"Mekoopula, is there a Mushroomy kingdom?"

"Err, yes there is, sire. And the princess there is none other than Princess Toadstool, quite charming too."

"Then I've finally made my decision. I will kidnap Princess Toadstool!"

An hour later he put down the map and looked up. Towering before him was a castle. With a strong blow he shot a fireball through the door. This is too easy. And he was right, it was. In less than two minutes after arriving, he fled the castle with a knocked out princess. He would have to make a diversion, though if he wanted to make it through town. He pulled out a brown pouch from inside his shell and from it he pulled out a black bean and threw it roughly to the ground before blasting it with his fire. The bean grew at a tremendous rate and turned into a half goomba, half Mushroomian. Bowser handed the mutant his Goomba launcher and ran off. As he ducked behind the first house he saw a short human clothed in red walk by headed towards the castle. Soon he would know about the Princess's kidnapping and pose a threat to Bowser, so he would have to go fast. The Goombashroomian would take care of him. Bowser, in the mean time ran through the outer edge of the village and was noticed by only a baby mushroomian.

As he reached the outskirts of the village he heard several booms as the goombas were released. Everything was going according to plan.

He walked toward the forest. As he did so he ordered several of his koopa minions to surround the area. Just as he entered the forest a koopa talked to him.

"Sire, the guy in red's name is Mario, and he saddly just beat your goombashroomian."

"He WHAT?!"

"He-"

"I heard what you said already! Now you guys better not fail me like him. Understood?"

"Yes sire."


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The Story
Chapter One: Beginings

Mario stummbled across the bridge. Peach was waiting on the other side in her new green and yellow dress. Mario was previously invited to her Party of Heroes. She had also invited several others, Luigi, Yoshi, and Daisy .

"Hello, Princess."

"Nice day, isn't it Mario?" she asked.

"Oh, yeah. It's a wonderfull day."

"Well, now that everyone's here..."

"What?" asked Mario as she paused.

"The party can BEGIN!' As the last word was said it changed to a low growl. At the same time the Princess began to spin rapidly.

Luigi immediately jumped into action. Literally. Mario stared confusedly. As Luigi landed next to Peach, Mario noticed what was wrong. Peach would only wear pink, he had never seen her wear a yellow and green dress... Before he had second thoughts, Bowser roared.

"HA! I'm surprised that you didn't find out sooner!" Directly after saying "sooner" fire shot out of his mouth. Mario quickly jumped to the side. Luigi was already hanging onto his horns as Bowser shook his head wildy to get him off.

Daisy was already running as fast as her long yellow dress would let her. Yoshi hysterically followed suit, as Daisy had hired him to basically be a bodyguard. It was up to Mario and Luigi. Bowser finally grabbed Luigi by the legs and succesfully threw him into Mario. The brothers were sprawled onto the ground, giving Bowser a chance to attack. He began to spin around really quickly while launching himself into the air. Mario and Luigi rolled across the ground, but collided into each other. Luckily, Bowser missed them and he drilled almost a yard into the hard, dry ground. While Bowser struggled to get out of the new hole Mario and Luigi sprang up. Mario looked at Luigi and nodded. (point1)

Mario tightened his gloves. He jumped towards Luigi. Luigi clasped his hands together and bent down. Mario's feet had just touched Luigi's hands when Luigi shot them up, launching Mario high into the sky. As he came down his fist glowed red. At that moment Bowser had broken free of the pit and was charging toward Luigi. Mario pulled his right hand back as the glow had turned to fire. Just before Bowser collided with Luigi he stopped completely and looked up at Mario. At the same time Mario swung his flaming fist. Instead of it knocking Bowser back, Bowser had caught his hand. Bowser didn't even flinch. Instead he grinned, that big evil grin of his. Instead of throwing Mario or anything of the sort; he just held on, tightly. Luigi stared. It was a few seconds before he snapped out of it and realized that Mario was in trouble, but it was already too late. Mario seemed almost completely drained of energy. Bowser finally let go and turned to face Luigi.(point2)

Mario fell to the ground, powerless, and down for the count. Luigi looked upon Mario horrified. The one second that he was distracted cost him, for in it Bowser had bashed him on the head and tackled him to the ground. Bowser growled something to him, but he couldn't hear over the hammering pain in his head. When he didn't reply Bowser bashed his head against the ground. He repeated himself. Luigi strained to hear, but he failed to hear again and was rewarded with another bash against the ground. After struggling for almost a minute he finally decided that it was time to use his secret technique. With all of the strength he could gather, he broke out of Bowser's crushing grasp. Instead of facing him, he turned away from Bowser.

Bowser thought this as a good chance to attack and leaped at him. Just as his claws were about to smash Luigi into tomorrow he was knocked to the ground.


A few miles away a small pink thing with arms and legs was walking through Apple Forest. It was walking along when it saw a big blue flash. He was almost blown back by the speed of the thing. It was quickly followed by several big blurs. They were all accompanied with a loud whirring sound. After they had all passed there was a stench in the air of burning rubber.

It walked toward the path they had been on. Just as it looked down at the black marks they had made, it was hit across the path.

"Sorry, didn't see you there." The pink guy looked up to see a tall man in a blue suit. "The name's Captain Falcon. Those thugs stole my car. And you are..."

"Byuu!" (Kirby speak for "Kirby.")

"Nice to meet you Kirby. Just wonde- Yaah!" He swung his fist back into the gut of a big brown monster. It had one eye for a face and nothing else. In other words it looked like a deformed bear. It swung its massive claws at the Captain who jumped to the side. "Falcooon PUNCH!" A fiery bird formed around his fist as he smashed it into the eye of the ugly creature. The creature flew back into a tree, almost cracking it into two. Kirby stared amazed at this man's strength. Maybe he could help him find King Dedede and defeat him. "Well anyway. I was wondering if you could help me get it back from them." He saw Kirby's blank face. "My car. Err, get it back from the thugs."

Kirby thought about it. "BYYuu Bu BYYy." (Kirby speak for "Only, if you help me, too.")

"Sounds fair enough, but let's get my car first, eh?"(point3)

There was a grummble. Kirby's eyes looked down at his stomach. He stood on his tip-toes and began sucking in air...and Captain Falcon. The surprised driver realized that he was being eaten a little too late. Kirby swallowed, waited a few seconds, transformed and burped Captain Falcon out.

"You little monster! Why did you go and eat me-" He gazed upon the new Kirby. Kirby now had a helmet similar to his. He checked his head to see if his helmet was still there and it was, so how was Kirby wearing it, too. Was it some strange power of his to duplicate whatever he ate or something even more. "Woh. How did you do that?"

Kirby pulled its stubby arm back for a second before yelling in high pitched voice. "Falcooon PUNCH!" a miniature fire-bird formed around his fist as he smashed a tree in two, just like the pro driver had done.

"Wow, you're one freaky little dude."


Daisy and Yoshi were exploring the nearby forest.

VRRROOOOOOM! Something shot past them at an incredible speed. A second later several more shot by. One of which nearly hit Yoshi in the head. The first one stopped to a surprisingly silent halt. The other twenty seven cars stopped, equally as silent. The cockpit to the first one opened up. A yellow figure jumped out. Daisy yelled as she noticed Wario land next to her. (point4)

"Hey!" Wario grabbed her by the dress and threw her into Captain Falcon's stolen car. It by far beat his slow-by-comparison motorcycle. Yoshi snapped his tongue out at Wario, who rolled out of the way and into his car, but before closing the cockpit he did a very evil thing. He grabbed Yoshi's tongue before it dissaspeared back into his mouth and pulled it into the cockpit. With the press of a button the cockpit closed, mostly.

Yoshi didn't lose his tongue, but instead as the car zoomed off he was pulled along with it. He could hear Wario's evil laugh.


"HAHAHAhaa! Maybe that will teach you keep your tongue out of other people's business." The pain and stress that Yoshi was feeling welled up inside of him, but it was short-lived. After two minutes of driving up a spiralling mountain he swung over the edge for the fortieth time. Unlike the last thirty-nine Wario opened the cockpit and by the powerful cintripical force he was thrown off the mountain.


Chapter 2: A Bad Reunion

Link hacked and slashed his way through the misty woods. An octorok shot him in the foot. He pulled his shield out in front of him. The octorok shot at him again, but it ricocheted off the shield and hit it in the eye. At that same second Link slashed at it with his iron sword. He had been in this forest for only a few minutes but he had already been attacked by 23 octorocs (red or blue quadrupeds that shoot rocks out of their snouts) and 12 ropes (snake-like enemies). After taking another step a group of Ropes (5 to be exact) fell on him from the trees above. He did a spin attack launching them off of him and killing two of them. The other three came back for more. He quickly got rid of them and began to run. He was tired of all of the fights after fights after fights. He was about to throw down his sword in outrage when he heard a slow clapping followed by low evil laughter. Link turned around to see a shadow in the mist. The shadow became clearer as the mist gradually dispersed.

Link held his sword tight. Finally the mist was gone and in the shadows' place was Ganondorf. Link held his sword ready to kill. (point5)

Link charged the evil king. As he did so the mist surged back into
place and he felt the air grow heavy and the ground beneath his feet dissapear.

In a moment even consciousness had left him.


TSEEEEW!! TSEEEEW!!

The enemy ship was destroyed. It exploded in a quick flash of fire that burned up the oxygen that was contained in the ship. The deep vacuum caused the flames to dissapear in a single second. Fox would be proud. Falco deftly handled the rest of the space battle. Even now he missed Fox. It was ever since that last battle...(point6)

Falco, Fox and Slippy were flying through the deep regions of space when they were assaulted by a huge fleet of ships. The bounty hunters were already on their trail and it was only a day after they had attacked the planet Zarquod. They must have complained and placed a big bounty on their head or at least Fox's.

They fought hard, but after about twenty minutes Fox was shot down. Slippy was shot down just moments later. Falco knew he couldn't win by himself and retreated.

That had only been a week ago. He was currently fighting off a small fleet of bounty hunters. There were only two left. Fueled by his anger he shot again and again until...he was hit. It didn't destroy him, but it did a number on his starboard wing. Just after he destroyed the last enemy his starship began to spiral out of control. Far below was a planet, a very remote one, but not to the bounty hunters.


Pit stood on the cloud watching the scene below in fascinated horror. It was moments after he saw a green dinosaur fly off of a mountain that he heard a loud sound coming from above. It was accompanied by a yell. Pit swirled around to see a ship falling straight for him. Instinct told him to jump to the side, and he followed it. The ship narrowly missed him, but it caused the solid cloud beneath him to disperse. With no ground, he began to fall toward the still falling ship. Luckily, moments before hitting the ground he began to flap maddly. His toes softly touched the ground followed by his whole foot. He watched as a blue birdish humanoid crawled out of the ship. A screaming dinosaur flew over his head and landed in a tree nearby. Who should he help?


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