...I'm sorry--
what is this? Dappers mentioned it while I was typing.
"When this card is removed from a Pokemon for any reason,
such as your opponent sneezed it off the table, put this card in its owner's discard pile."
Excuse me?
The other Team Flare Hyper Gear card didn't include that unique wording. I'd be fine with amusing cards and rules, but I don't get this! Ha ha. I mean, with that logic, you could play either of those two cards and attach it to one of your opponent's Pokemon, your opponent just says "Nope!" and removes it from that Pokemon and puts it your discard pile.
Rules are rules! Makes about as much sense as sneezing a card of the table, resulting in that card being discarded. Ha ha.