Double-Take

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Have you ever heard a quote, in a song or elsewhere, that made you go "wait, What?" as you heard it? post them here!

Here's one i heard in a song on the radio today:
"Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't know if i can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again.... OH NOOOOOOOO!!!"

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Someone asked me the square of a number. Upon telling them, they soon sincerely asked me what the quare root of that was. ._.
 
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Basically everything in novels I'm forced to read for school.
 
My fav double take: I have a bearded dragon and we just found out its a girl. My husband one day during lunch said something random out of the blue at the lunch table. Its was dead quiet, he was surfing on his phone and looked at me and said out loud, " WE SHOULD MATE!" I was like....whaaahhhaaattt!!??? my friends laughed at me and my entire body, including my arms turned pink. LOL He told me he was talking about breeding beardies. :p
 
What did I just read?
We had German at school and our teacher said fach, whis is something in german (not the word something), we all laughed, then he said farter (which is father) and ... and we were all laughing hysterically.
 
Hands down the strangest line I have ever heard in a song comes from Amy's theme in Sonic Adventure. It's a perfectly ordinary, stereotypical girly pop song. And then the line "The sphinx is so cute, I have to shave it" comes outta nowhere. Listen out at the 1:00 mark here.
 
omfg bacon yes

I was always wondering what the first line was but the "I had to shave it" comes out clear as day and I was like.... what did she just say lol
 
I think best one for me was from an ACDC (or a similar band's) song that has a line that goes "Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap." The way it's sung, though, I swear to god that they say "Dirty deeds, and the Dunder Chief!" like they're singing about an aboriginal folk hero out to get revenge for something. It wasn't until years after first hearing the song that my dad pointed out the correct version.
 
bacon said:
Hands down the strangest line I have ever heard in a song comes from Amy's theme in Sonic Adventure. It's a perfectly ordinary, stereotypical girly pop song. And then the line "The sphinx is so cute, I have to shave it" comes outta nowhere. Listen out at the 1:00 mark here.

I got out my map and chose a place I wanted to go to
...Packed up my stuff, set out for adventure...
I know that your lucky color is that cool shade of blue
...Won't mind painting myself blue for you...
I guess I'm so easy to understand
I just do what ever that comes to me naturally


I do understand the feelings of a Persian Cat
...But the Sphinx looked so cute I had to shave it...
He reminds me of parsley when he's standing there all alone
...Makes me wanna be his specialite...
I guess I'm just a self-centered girl
But there are nights that I have trouble going to sleep


Sweet sweet you're so sweet - So many things I want
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - I wanna be a wonderful girl
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - I'm not simple-minded
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - And I won't be a pearl


You probably need me just as much as I need you

Are you okay you seem to be a little bit tense
...You don't have to worry 'bout a single thing...
We are free to get whatever that we want to have
...We're also free to do whatever we want...
That's what we'll do that's what we'll do
We should live our lives the way we think it ought to be


Sweet sweet you're so sweet - There's no where to hide
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - Come on settle our lives
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - I'll always be there for you
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - In the best and worst times


You can be my sweetest honey for eternity

Sweet sweet you're so sweet - So many things I want
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - I wanna be a wonderful girl
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - I'm not simple-minded
Sweet sweet you're so sweet - And I won't be a pearl

I honestly need you just as much as you need me
 
omahanime said:
I do understand the feelings of a Persian Cat
...But the Sphinx looked so cute I had to shave it...
He reminds me of parsley when he's standing there all alone

man what
 
^The funny thing is that it actually says that.

Yeah, that line made me want to listen to it over and over. Nice find bacon.
 
My dad and I were listening to some song on a CD in our car, and during a part of the song that was only piano we heard something said quietly. We played it again, louder. It appears the singer says something in German, pronounced "Schneeder housen!"
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-eK562jc7U
at about 3:30 and on.
 
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