Kard Korner

Strategist armaldoEX (C) HP: I LOST COUNT

Ezy Pwn
Once per turn, you may pwn your opponent.

Violent Pwn
Once per turn, you may slap your opponent, and say rude stuff about them. If they reply to that, you may slap your opponent again.

W: Modz
R: LURBZ -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
RC: WHAT'S THAT?
 
Toastman ex 999 HP Bread type
Poke-power: Call for yeast
Once during your turn, before you attack, you may use this power. Search your deck for a pokemon card infested with yeast, and put this card together with Toastman ex in a same card protector sleeve. Then, you and your opponent hibernate and 10,000 years later, toastman ex will come to live.

(C) Toast attack 10
If the opponent loves toast, eat the card. If you do, eat the card. If both of you do, tear this card in half and eat it.

Weakness: water
Resistance: Breadboy
RC:nil
 
Easter Bunny ex 200 HP

PokePower: Egg Hatch: Draw 2 Cards. If you think they stink, go to your local Wal-Mart and sell them for ten bucks a piece. If they do not stink, bite yourself 22 times on the wrist and slap yourself.

O < (No Energy) Bounce - Jump as many times as the number of toes you can count. Punch your opponent the number of times you land safely.

O Chuck Egg - Throw an egg at your opponent. Preferrably raw, please.

Weak-Lucky the Leprechaun
Resist- Strawberry Shortcake
Retreat- 2x+9-400=18 Solve for "x"
 
Blob-O-Nothingness (C) HP: 37563985632985623986532980

Poke-Body: Envelope
Once per turn, you may eat your opponent. If you just had a three-course meal, this card may eat you. If this card is still hungry, then it may eat its opponent.

(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) BLARRRGGGGGGG 0+
This attack does 0 damage plue 0 more damage for each time you vomited. If you vomited no times, you surrender the battle, and eat a two-course meal. If you vomited on your opponent every time, you may eat your opponent. (even if they still have the vomit on them)

Weakness: Dietary Foods
Res: Poking
RC: Infinity
 
I'd like to take this chance to apologize to mysteriousfossil for completely CORRUPTING his probably-serious thread.

With that said:

Moltres Deck Box - 1337 HP - R

Poké-Power: Coolz lawl
As often as you like during your turn (before your attack), you may tell your opponent about how much cooler this box is other than the other ones. If your opponent disagrees, open Moltres Deck Box and put your opponent's deck inside. Shut Moltres Deck Box afterward. If your opponent's deck will not fit, search your opponent's deck for any number of cards and put them inside Moltres Deck Box instead. Shut Moltres Deck Box afterward.

C - Pimpin' Art - OHKO
The Defending Pokémon is now Amazed At The Coolness Of The Deck Box.

WK: None
RS: All other deck boxes
RC: lol
 
Lolipwnu (C) HP: Xd

Poke-Power: lol
You may now pwn your opponent. If your opponent doesn't want to be pwned, cry like a baby and throw a fit. If you cannot, send this card to the discard pile immediately for disobeying your pwning master.

(C) Ijustpwneduwotugonnado
You may now re-pwn your opponent. If your opponent asks how it is to pwn someone, do not answer them. If they ask again, take their cards and run. If you get caught by the police, flip a coin. If tails, you are now in Jail.

Weak: lawlz
Res: Pwn
RC: pwnzurmomz
 
Space O' Nothingness-12344567895530HP-{No type}

Poke-Body: Nothing!
This body is useless and does nothing.

Weakness Resistance Retreat Cost
- - -
 
Salad ex 190 HP
PokePower:Dressing Flip a coin, if heads, eat your opponent's lunch.... with dressing. If tails, eat your opponent's card.....with dressing.

OOO<(3 colorless energy) Vitamin D- Eat yourself and your deck

OOOOOOOOOOOO Lettuce Crunch- BIte yourself 98 times on the wrist, 22 times on the knne, and 56 times on the theigh, then buy a Big Mac and eat it. If you barf, take two prize cards. If you don't barf, take one prize card. After you take a prize eat a slice of pizza, if it is good, take two prize cards, if you hate the pizza, punch your mom in the face four times.

Weakness-Fire Resistance-Pasta
 
CHAIN SAW EX hp 2

poke body: sharp
once during your turn(before you attack)if your out side you may use this abilty.cut down a tree and yell timber so it lands on your oppodent.

(c) swipe,kill and run
take your oppodents deck.then start up chainsaw ex and kill your oppodent.then run.



w: rust r: tree rc: none
 
Nachos EX (C) HP: 500

Poke-Power: Hunger Resistance
Once per turn, if your opponent tries to eat this card, negate that attack. If they try again, feed them Sloppy Joe EX.

(C)(C) Cheese Sling
You may sling cheese at your opponent. If your opponent eats it, give them $5 USD. If they do not, flip a coin. If heads, you may shove gravy down your opponent's throat. If tails, rip this card into pieces.

Weak: Cheese Substitutes
Res: Toast
RC: None
 
sloppy joe ex 500 hp

poke body: poison
slopy joe ex is now poisned.when your oppodent treid to eat nacho's ex they get fed this :p

(P)(P)(P)(P)(P) attivat poison
your oppodent dies form poison
 
Butter* (C) HP: 30

Poke-Body: Melt
Once per turn, you may put this card in the microwave, set the time for 2 minutes, and watch this card melt. If your opponent all of the sudden has a craving for this card, slap them.

(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) Stain-That-Won't-Come-Out
Choose one of your opponent's Pokemon. That Pokemon is now Burned, Confused, Paralyzed, Poisoned, Asleep and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Weak: Heat
Res: Pancakes
RC: (C)
 
lolypop *
1 mil hp
(L)olly

poke body: sticky
once pur game you may do this effect.
stick lolypop * to your oppodents deck adn run.


(C)(C)(C)(L)(L) lick
you lick lolypop*.
if your oppodent wants a lick call him a lickutung
 
Pimpwalkin' Mateo Johnson said:
Holon's Feebas d - 200 HP - C

Poké-Power: Win
Once during your turn, when you put Holon's Feebas onto your Bench, take the rest of your Prize cards.

WK: None / RS: None / RC: None
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I thought you used to hate broken cards!

The Ultimate Pokemon Infinite HP G/W/F/R/S/D/C/P/L

Poke-power: Win

Flip a coin. If heads, you win.


(Energiless) Ultimate Smash 10,000
 
I do. I posted that as a joke, since nobody is to rate the cards we make. It's more than broken; it's pretty silly, too. I didn't mean anything else by it, but it seems to have turned the topic into a place where people make their own silly cards. They seem to be more silly than uberly broken, but hey. I always get a laugh out of seeing them. :D

And Holon's Feebas > Everything
 
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Dark Oublasitar ex
161.33 HP
Evolves from Tyranitar, Dark Tyranitar or Tyranitar ex.

Poke-Power You may look at your opponent's hand and burn them all! Then throw it to the sea and let a tsunami swallow it.

Fire Stream (S) 20
Metronome (C,C) 30
Beat Up (D,C) 50* the number of damage counters on Dark Oublasitar ex.
Rock Tumble (F,C,C) 50 Not affected by resistance.
Razor Leaf (G,G,C) 60
Thundershock (L,L,C,C) 70 The Defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed if you flip heads.
Metal Charge (M,M,C,C) 90 Put 1 damage counter on Dark Oublasitar ex.
Dream Eater (P,P,P,C,C) 150 You can't use this attack unless the Defending Pokemon is Asleep.
Hydro Pump (W,W,W,W,W,C) 160+ 20 damage plus the (W) energy on Dark Oublasitar ex but not energy cost. Can't add more than 60 damage this way.

Weak Dark and Blastoise Resis Tsunami Retreat Cost 9328690285

Dark Larpitaritar ex
161.35 HP
Evolves from Dark Oublasitar ex

Wurmple Attack (G) 10
Azurill Attack (C) 20
Super Metronome (C,C) Do 10 damage for each Pokemon in play.
Psystorm (P,P) Do 100 damage - 20 damage for each energy attached to Dark Larpitaritar ex.
Casino Royale Shot (W,W,C) 70
Sleep Late At Night (D,D,D,D,D,D,D) 10* damage counters on 1 of your Pokemon.
Ghostbusters (Ah! Yeah! Energy*3, :) Energy*2) 200 damage - 100 damage to 1 Pokemon.
Sky Uppercut (F,F) 20 No resistance.
Rock Tumble (F,F,F) 40 No resistance.
Thunder and Cloud (L) 30
Mega Impaccssion (C,D,S,F,G,L,M,P,W,Ah! Yeah! Energy,:) Energy) KO all Pokemon in play and Dark Larpitaritar ex has 0.000000000000001 HP left.
Super Mega Ultra Extra Ultra Ultra Impaccssion (D,D,C,C,S,S,F,F,G,G,L,L,M,M,P,P,W,W) 2360

Weak Impaccssion and cookies Resis Larvitar Retreat 1000000079283
 
Your Grandma x=Your Birthday Month's number initial 100x+2-9=HP (P)

PokePower-BIG, ENORMOUS, GIANT, HUG- Hug yourself.

Brownie Throw-(P)(P)(P)(P) 90x-100=damage
Weakness-NONE
Resistance-NONE
Retreat Cost- Wheelchair needed
 
Shiny Exploud exxx
200HP
C

When a Pokemon exxx is KO'ed. your opponent wins the game.

Versatile Poke-Body Shiny Exploud exxx can use any attack in play (still need neccessary energy to do it).

Bite C 10

Sonic Voice (C,C) 20

Hyper Fang (C,C,C) 40

Super Fang (C,C,C,C) 40 The Defending Pokemon is now Asleep, Burned, Confused, Frozed, Frightened, Paralyzed and Poisoned.

Hyper Roar (C,C,C,C,C) 200 Discard Shiny Exploud exxx's ear and see whaty happens.

Retreat 2

Eeveelution's Family ex
180HP
S,L,W,P,D,G
Stage 1 Evolves from Eevee

Flame Screen (S,C) 30 Reduce damage by your opponent's Pokemon by 20. (before apply w&r)
Second Bite (L,C) 20+ 10 damage for each damage counter on the Defending Pokemon.
Swift (W,C) 40 Not affected by anything.
Snap Tail (P,C) Do 30 damage to any Pokemon in play (Bench rule).
Black Cry (D,C) 30 Can't retreat or use any power ext turn.
Leaf Blade (G,C) 30+ Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 damage plus 20 damage.
Ice Shot (W,C) Put 4 damage counters on 1 Pokemon in play.
Heat tackle (S,C,C) 70 Does 10 damage to itself.
Lightning Burst (L,C,C) 70 Discard a (L) energy.
Hydrosplash (W,C,C) 60
Psyloop (P,C,C) 60+30 damage for each of your opponent's Trainer in play.
Darkness Fang (D,C,C) 60
Slow Poison (G,C,C) 60 The Defending Pokemon is now Poisoned. Put 4 damage counters on the Defending Pokemon at the end of your opponent's turn.
Ice Beam (W,C,C) 60 Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.

Weak Water and Fight Retreat 4
 
MOTSK'S DIGGLET

{F} DIG 10

{F}{C} DUG 20

{F}{C}{C} DIGGING 30

{C} HUGE MASSIVE EXPLOSION FROM INSIDE THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!
IF THIS IS THE FIRST OF MOTSK'S DIGGLET'S ATTACKS YOU USED YOU WIN! IF NOT YOU ARE BEING DUMB, YOU WIN BECAUSE YOUR OPPONENT BUSTED A GUT LAUGHING AND YOU WILL NOW GO BUY A CHEESE-BURGER.

WEAKNESS
RESISTANCE:(G)(C)(L)(F)(R)(W)(P)(D)(M)
RETREAT COST
 
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